Privacy Policy
Mad Branch
The Short Version
I need some information to send you a sculpture. I'm not going to do anything weird with it.
What I Collect
When you buy something:
- Your name (so I know who you are)
- Your email (so I can send you order updates and gate access)
- Your shipping address (so the sculpture arrives at your door and not someone else's)
- Your wallet address (so the NFT lands in the right place)
When you browse:
- Basic analytics stuff — what pages you visit, how long you stay, whether you actually look at the 3D models or just scroll past
- Cookies, but only the functional kind, not the creepy tracking-you-across-the-internet kind
What I Do With It
- Fulfill your order
- Send you access to token-gated content
- Occasionally email you if something relevant happens (new work, your house is on fire, etc.)
- Improve the site based on what's working and what isn't
What I Don't Do With It
- Sell it
- Trade it
- Give it to marketers
- Feed it to an algorithm
- Print it out and wallpaper my studio with your personal details
Who Else Sees It
Some third parties are necessary evils:
- Coinbase Commerce — processes crypto payments, knows your wallet address for the transaction
- Manifold — handles NFT transfers on Base, knows your wallet address
- Shipping carriers — need your address to deliver the sculpture, will probably leave it on your porch in the rain anyway
- Analytics tools — see anonymized usage data, don't know who you are personally
That's it. No shadowy data brokers. No "partners" with vague intentions.
Token-Gated Content
When you connect your wallet to access hidden content, I'm checking whether you hold the NFT. I see your wallet address. I don't see your seed phrase, your other holdings, or your regrettable early investments.
Cookies
This site uses cookies for:
- Keeping you logged in
- Remembering your preferences
- Basic analytics
It does not use cookies for:
- Following you around the internet
- Building a psychological profile
- Selling you things you looked at once three years ago
You can decline cookies. Some features might not work as well. That's the trade-off.
Your Rights
You can:
- Ask what data I have on you
- Ask me to delete it
- Unsubscribe from emails
- Yell at me if something seems wrong
I'll respond like a reasonable person.
Data Security
Your information is stored securely. I use trusted services with proper encryption. I don't write your credit card number on a napkin.
That said, no system is perfectly secure. If something bad happens, I'll tell you.
Children
This site is not directed at children under 13. If you're under 13 and somehow interested in reclaimed wood sculpture and blockchain provenance, I'm impressed, but please get a parent involved.
Changes
If this policy changes, I'll update it here. I won't retroactively do something sketchy with data I already collected under different terms.
Contact
Questions, concerns, existential dread about data privacy?
Last updated: January 19, 2026